Oh my god his ass
A short story by every female hockey fan
AND EVERY GAY MALE FAN.
AND EVERY STRAIGHT MALE FAN THAT APPRECIATES A GOOD ASS
teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. i'll need your e-mail address.
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me: tastybitch69@hotmail.com
my thoughts on boys
- i hate boys
- boys are stupid
- they’re smelly
- down with boys
- oh wait
- wow
- they’re really cute
- look at their cute backs
- look at their cute faces
- their smiles
- and bellies
- and voices
- boys (◡‿◡✿)
- wowee boys (◕‿◕✿)
- bo
- y
- s
- BOYS (#ﾟДﾟ)ｺﾞﾙｧ!!
- i hate boys
while his teammates wore suits to meet nhl draft top prospects
this is what our captain wore
bonus gif because it is accurate
Me: I gave you everything I had, everything there was to me. My love, my support, my trust, my time... and this is what I get back? You're not even putting in any effort. Do you not even care? After everything we've been through? It's like the past year meant nothing to you. You know what? I'm done.
Me: *turns off hockey game*
